As much as we like to think we’re always in control of our own narratives, in the age of social media, there’s always a limit.  Slutty Taylor Swift, a comedian specializing in nostalgic pop culture humor, found this out the hard way after one very famous person started following her on Instagram: Katy Perry. Suddenly her life was full of angry teenagers, a phone that couldn’t stop, wouldn’t stop blowing up, and an endless amount of articles explaining how a random girl from the Internet fit into Katy and Taylor’s bad blood.  Spoiler alert: she didn’t.